A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas and talked with an old
He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally
The rancher said, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there..."
and he pointed the location.
The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, "Mister, I have the
authority of Federal Government with me!"
這位 DEA 的官員大聲的說：「先生！我有聯邦政府的授權！」
Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly
displayed it to the rancher.
"See this badge! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish...
on any land!!"
"No questions asked and answers given!! Have I made myself clear?!"
The rancher nodded politely, apologized and went about his chores.
A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up
and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the
rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull....
被這個牧場的一頭 Santa Gertrudis 公牛追趕，正沒命的奔逃著…
With every step, the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it
seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached
safety. The officer was clearly terrified.
The ranger threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the
top of his lungs....
"Your badge, show him your badge....!"